The Bartender's Boyfriend

from by Teddy Faley

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Teddy Faley

Looks like I done bit off a bit more than I could chew
So I spit this one out bear hugs and how is yous
I ask dumb Qs at the bar, like how's the food
Knowing I don't eat no food at the bar, I'm bout that booze
If your face ain't cute,
When that shift change is?
Who replaces you?
That new girl, what that chick name is?
Your pit stains make you look like you been bricklaying
Plus she got a pour like both her wrists breaking
The first bartender I dated, she went crazy
We broke up, she got married and had a baby
The last bartender I dated...

I’m the bartender's boyfriend, I do what I want
Like, coke off the barstool, or take my booze out front
I'm in this bitch after 2 like the mail aint come
With just the broads like no males ain't come


I’m the bartender's boyfriend, I do what I want
Like, coke off the barstool, or take my booze out front
I'm in this bitch after 2 like the mail aint come
With just the broads like no males ain't come

I’m the bartender’s boyfriend

I'm the bartender's dude bro
Got one in every county like when weather make the schools close
Oh that whiskey there, usually it's 2 for those
But I get deuce of those for 2 if I text her that she beautiful
Fuck, you're so angry, it's a great day to hate me
What I got that you ain't?
That nice young lady
Once she close and lock the door we start whylin
It’s ike dusk till dawn but less violent
Holy shit
She keeps my whiskey dripped and I don't need to tip
Attends the university of phoenix in between her shifts
Cause one day she’s gonna be a nurse or something
But if she aint behind the bar she aint no broad I’m fucking
I tell her I'm broke off the top, like a muffin
Some charming nugget of
Ect ect ect and a bunch of other dumb shit


I find me a nice bar
Then I date the bartender
Then we break up

And I can't go back ever

credits

from My Favorite Day Parade, released July 4, 2019
Produced by Teddy Faley
Vocals by Teddy Faley
Scratches by DJ Addikt

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